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BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. 
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total: 3


AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs", not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. 
[ ] You are tanned. 
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total: 3


ITALIAN
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.  
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian. 
[ ] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. 
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 3


SPANISH
[ ]  You say 'member' instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some. 
[ ] You like tacos. 
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. 
[ ] You are dark skinned. 
[ ] You know what a Puta is. 
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are. 

Total: 1


RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. 
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. 
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha. 
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian. 
[ ]  You love listening to techno.

Total: 0


POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink. 
[ ] You know what a pizda is. 
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total: 1


IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. 
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. 
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.

Total: 3


ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano 
[ ] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 1


GERMAN
[ ] You like bread. 
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good. 
[x] You speak some German 
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. 
[ ] You're under 5'4". 
[x] You have been to Germany. 

Total: 4


CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.

Total: 2


FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.                                                               
[ ] You have eaten a snail. 
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. 

Total: 4


AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners. 
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[x] You are not cultured. 
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read. 
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. 

Total: 2


NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet. 
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total: 1


BELGIAN
[x]You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. 
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[x] You speak both Dutch and French. 
[x] You like Belgian waffles. 
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car. 
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total:  5


DUTCH
[ ] You like the color orange.
[x] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. 
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[ ] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 3



ARAB
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian. 
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. 
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ]  Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 1

1. Belgium ('cause of all the food lmao)
2. French, German
3. British, Australian, Italian, Irish, Dutch XD
4. Canadian, American
5. Spanish, Polish, Asian, Norwegian,Arab
6. Russian 
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